Has this happened to you?…sent to me by a client..have a great day..

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a
busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing
my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:
“Would the gentleman on the women’s tee please
back up to the men’s tee?”
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.  I was still
deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement:

“Would the man on the women’s tee please back up
to the men’s tee!”

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the man
yelled,

“Would the man on the women’s tee please back up to the men’s
tee!”

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back….

“Would the butthead with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play
my second shot?!”